I love Mexican food. Love. It. So one of the great disappointments of my time thus far in Ontario has been the outright paucity of any decent food that could even be classified as Tex-Mex. This extends from the unavailability of corn tortillas in any but the most obscure health food shops (and even then they’re not much to talk about) to the tragic state of Mexican restaurants here in Guelph. Recently Josh and I decided to make a go of the one Mexican place we’d heard about in town…and, well, let’s just say that the name itself should have been a give-away. 
Tragically, “Latino’s” was not what we hoped it would be…and in fact, the oddly-placed green salad with shredded carrots and dill ranch dressing that sat next to my enchiladas and cinnamon-spiced rice was strangely evocative of another bizarre “Mexican” experience from years ago. Before I moved to Nashville, I spent a month of the summer in Citta di Castello, Italy. It was a lovely experience, save the unexpected fact that 4 weeks of Italian food (for breakfast, lunch and dinner) was simply too much. I wanted–truly longed for–beans, cumin and peppers. So I dragged my friends to the one Mexican restaurant I’d seen on the edge of town, insisting that I’d pay, and that whatever happened, it couldn’t be as bad as facing another plate of pasta. Well, the short version of the story is that I was wrong, but it resulted in this fabulous photo.
![207525108_e260e5238d[1] 207525108_e260e5238d[1]](http://philosophersathome.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/207525108_e260e5238d1.jpg?w=300&h=225)
The "Gordita"
This is my friend Jeff, posing with what purports to be a “Gordita.” If you look closely, you’ll notice that it is in fact two baked potatoes, which are sliced open and filled with something that appears to be chili mixed with ketchup, and finished with corn chips poked into their sides. There were more ridiculous renditions of traditional Mexican menu items that night (which I can only assume were the result of an extremely creative cook who had heard the names of Mexican dishes, but never actually tasted any of them), but this is the only remaining photographic evidence. I’ll simply report that Thousand Island salad dressing figured prominently, and leave it at that.
At any rate, this “Latino’s” experience–with its non sequitur of dill sauce–reminded me very much of our Italian fiasco, but without the pitcher of Sangria. Needless to say, this was disappointing.
The day following, on a quest to make our own Mexican food, Josh and I stopped at a few stores looking for dried Ancho chiles. To make this story somewhat less arduous, I’ll simply report that most people we spoke to seemed not to understand that more than one kind of dried chile existed in the world. After we explained that, no, we weren’t looking for red pepper flakes, they pointed us to another place in town that supposedly sold Mexican food, the proprietor of which might be kind of enough to sell us some ingredients. It was thus that we found ourselves at a place called the “Salsateria.”
Rebel foods, indeed. I’ll simply relay the exact conversation:
Me: Hi, I heard you guys might sell Moles and stuff. Is that true?
Worker: What?
Me: I heard you sell Moles. Is that not the case any more?
Worker: Wait, you mean you want some Guacamole?
Alas, it was not to be. Josh wanted to stay for a burrito, but, jaded, I declared that I would trust no Mexican restaurant whose workers had not heard of Mole. As fortune would have it, though, immediately across the street was an Asian foods market, where we managed to find all manner of chiles (plus some curry-making items to be featured in later postings!). Thus, finally, we were able to create our own Mexican food which, though not perfect, was really, really good.
We made vegetarian chorizo tacos with home-made corn tortillas, plus a quick rice. The chorizo was actually a two-day process, since it had to marinate in the fridge (with cumin, oregano, cloves, the aforementioned chiles, vinegar, onions and garlic)…and it was absolutely worth the wait. It’s actually made from TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein), which is incredibly cheap to buy in bulk and renders a much better flavor than frozen soy crumbles. The end result of the veggie chorizo was rich and spicy, which paired nicely with the fresh cilantro and tortilla. I would like to have had sliced avocado instead of cheese, and maybe a few black beans to give an additional textural variation.
Still tasty, though, and without even a hint of salad dressing.